My Ethics!

Heard in a DNC strategy session with their state-run media hacks*, and reported by a well-placed, anonymous source:

"My ethics!  My ethics!  I can't find my ethics!  I've lost my f***ing ethics!  Please, help me find my ethics!  Maybe they're up here?"

Baghdad Bob Gibbs:  "You yutz, you don't need no stinkin' ethics!  You just follow the talking points we give you here, and we won't discredit you like we did FOX News".

*  MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, NYT, Time, Newsweek, LA Times, et al...